Rob Kunzig

Rob Kunzig missed his shot when he denied Joan Didion's marriage proposal, and it's a damn shame, too; he's awfully good at holding a lowball glass in one hand, a cigarette in the other, and saying pointy things to important people. It would have been grand, he can't deny, but as a senior English major at Kenyon College, he has little time for love, unless it involves a mirror. He aspires to property ownership, political legitimacy and at least one pair of fancy jeans.